Jenny Holzer is famous for her short statements, formally called ‘truisms’. Some are common myths while others are just phrases on random subjects in the form of slogans.
And this is the best of her Twitter feed. She has somehow perfected the art of sardonicism. You’re very, very welcome for this.
i saw this nirvana themed t-shirt and it had ”SMELLS LIKE THE ONLY NIRVANA SONG YOU KNOW” in big letters on it, and i was like who cares if someone only knows one song and you know like other songs, cant someone like a song? leave the teens alone.
oh btw im lookin for anyone who wants to help me beat the everloving fuck out of the substitute teacher my sister had yesterday
he was taking their r.e. lesson and they were talking about the impact your decisions have and how you have to consider consequences and one of the theoretical scenarios they had was a girl getting really drunk at a party and passing out and a guy comes into the room while shes unconscious and “has sex with her” and in the morning she realises what happened and she says she was raped, which obviously she was, but the teacher tells my sister’s class (who are all 11-12 year old girls) that its not ~necessarily~ rape and that the girl should have thought about the consequences of her actions, and that a friend of his did the same thing as the guy in the story and “THAT wasnt rape” because the girl had seemed interested in sex with the guy before she passed out drunk and my sister and her friend are probably some of the bravest 11 year old girls ive met cause they did their best to argue with the teacher that it WAS rape and it was IN NO WAY the victims fault and he didnt listen and anyway by the time my sister was done telling me about this i wanted to smash this guys face in
he really should have thought about the consequences of his actions
so it turns out this guy i work with can get me weed
i am a happy excited girl